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Happy Valentines.. Or kind of

February 14, 2010 at 6:02 am | Uncategorized | No comment

Phase 1.

I don’t know why, but it seems like people are not that willing to put the world in our hands as we thought they would be. It’s not going to be easy to ~~brainwash~~ convince everyone (or let’s say… 51% of the people) to do it.
What’s there not to like in having us in control of everyone’s lives? =D
But well… we understand that, we are really comprehensive. That’s why we decided we’ll not ask for the whooole world like that, in one time. We’ll ask for things slowly.
We need you to help us get our plan working! =D And we’ll let everyone know exactly what we plan to do with their so beloved planet Earth, little by little.
The only tiny problem with that is… we are missing the most important world domination tool ever…

A board.

That’s right, we don’t have a board.
All genius people have their own boards, so they can fill them up with ideas and calculus and occasional “pick up some milk” notes.
That’s why we could never get anything done, we were using paper! Boring old paper. Impossible to work like that, right?

We get lost in the middle of so many drafts and discarded sheets.
We run our of paper in the middle of the brightest idea we ever had.
We mix up the steps we plan.
We… are just not organized enough.
Our plan will never be complete like that.

And besides that, it’s a huge waste of paper, not good for our planet. We don’t want that.
So that’s why the first thing we are asking of you is to please help us to get a big nice board. That way we can continue planning and working towards our dream without harming anyone.
Not the planet, nor our parents’ walls, nor our school tables.
If you don’t want to do it for us, then do it for the well-being of so many others. We’ll end the wasting, and we’ll be using our time for something useful for all mankind.
Or at least that’s how we see it.

Until then, we’ll have a lot of free time, so we’ll be probably posting and writing useless random stuff.
But people like useless random stuff, so enjoy it.

That’ll be until we have the money to buy what we need, and for now it’s not much. We are not asking for millions of dollars to build an army, so it shouldn’t be too hard.
Once we have everything ready, we’ll be posting pictures of our plan’s progress so you can help us with that too.
See ya =D

February 3, 2010 at 9:41 pm | Uncategorized | No comment

The world just a little better.

You know what would make the world just a liiiittle better place?
It wouldn’t take that much effort, actually.
And it would make a big difference.
At least, at some crucial moments…

It would be that the freaking taxi drivers would pick up soaked people in the freaking rain!!!

I had to walk about 15 blocks under pouring rain, and not a single taxi would dare stopping for me. I always walk home, but I was smart enough to go to class without a umbrella or a coat, or anything that would be said useful in a rainy day.
And it’s not like I had no warning, it was raining since the day started, but I decided to test my luck.
But I’m just saying, I know it was my mistake and all, but is that such a bad thing to get your taxi car ~~a little~~ wet?
Ok, I think it is.
But it shouldn’t be. Taxis are there to help people in need. To save me when I get lost and would never get at work or at school in time without them. They should be our friends no matter what. But they just seem to ignore you when you most need them. And i was more than willing to pay the double of the trip just to get home soon.

That’s why there will be a law, as soon as we take over the world…
It will be mandatory for taxi drivers to pick up ~~wet~~ soaked people that need to get home so they don’t get a cold.

Maybe not a very big change… but I think it’s important. If you don’t care about it right now, I can tell you… you will care someday. The day will come you will need a taxi in the rain.
And they will pick you up =D

Damn taxis.

February 3, 2010 at 9:38 pm | Uncategorized | No comment

Revolutions.

Ok, just so we all understand each other, this is one of the important categories. Of course.
It’s about what we plan doing with the world once we have it =D
It’s gonna be fun, and I thing this is the best way to make people realize we are the right people to own the world.
We’ll just make it a lot better, you’ll see.

February 3, 2010 at 9:27 pm | Uncategorized | No comment

Making some sense around here.

Hey, this is Dany.
This blog is a complete mess when I’m not around. I know I’m guilty for never being around, sorry about that.
But today I came to put some things in their places, and make some things clear.
The site will be written completely in English. We can put links to a portuguese version later. So I’ll be translating and editing some older posts.
Also I changed some of the categories.
And I have no idea what’s been going on around here…. we have to start working on the real matter!
How to dominate the world!
=P I’m never around, when I am I wanna be the boss… sorry
Well, not that all our readers (and we have so many) care about this post I’m writing right now… but I had to post, so…
Here it is.
I’m back, and I’m coming to stay… from now on I’ll be posting as well… hopefully.

February 3, 2010 at 9:18 pm | Uncategorized | 2 comments

Wednesday Music

Ok, i know i stay a lot of time without posting but my work is eating all my time up.

I am at work right now and if i dont post now i know i wont do so at home so… what place is better than here? what time is better than now?

Ok today i will post a well-known band in Brazil called “Autoramas” (well-known… i bet more than 80% of the people (in Brazil) never heard a song of them) and the music is “Muito Mais” (much more) in a acoustic show they made for local MTV (i wanted a music called “Galera do fundão” but did not found it). The band sounds amazing, much better in this acoustic version than in the regular one, well 2 guys and a red-headed girl in a band never can be bad.

(more…)

February 3, 2010 at 3:23 am | Uncategorized | No comment

New Layout

Ok looks like everyone went away and left all the site for me =D.
So i will do what i do best ~~play Team Fortress 2~~ make a new layout =D.
I got an awesome idea from an astronomy website (even the layout now shows that i love space).
Expect some news in a week or two (if my job doesnt eat all my “free” time)

January 29, 2010 at 2:16 pm | Uncategorized | No comment

Ok i am back

Sorry for this long time without posting.
My HD died and i needed to send the pc to technical support (yeah i work fixing PCs everyday but i cant fix mine because of warranty, and i need to wait 10 days to have my PC back) now i think he is fixed…
Tomorrow i will be back posting and will poke the rest of team to start working… (i really need something to make my team more motivated)

See ya

January 28, 2010 at 4:50 pm | Uncategorized | No comment

Must useful machine ever made

I want one!
Whit a warning “Don’t Push the button”

January 4, 2010 at 4:38 am | Uncategorized | No comment

This is My Favorite Way

It’s wednesday again, so i will put some cool music that i listening.
This time will be another brazilian band called “Black Drawing Chalks” it’s a band from “Goiania” that have great album an this is the first track and the video is amazing made by the band members (they are graphic designers)

“My Favorite Way” by Black Drawing Chalks (OFFICIAL) from Marck Al on Vimeo.